- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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