This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

cory is gay

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

a man was shot.... he died

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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