- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

So a horse walks into a barn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

"hey do you know the date" "58"

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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