whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

I think everybody should have a penis.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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