What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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read me write me

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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