- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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