- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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