an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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