- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

your no better than a cockroach

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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