- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

ure mama's so fat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

My three children are three big mistakes.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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