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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Small Penis.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Screw it you write the joke.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.