- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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