A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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