What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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