- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??