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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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