- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Male leadership.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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