What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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The cream, it is coming

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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