- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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