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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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