What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Robin get in the batmobile!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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