whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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