- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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