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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A lot eh?

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

womens rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is older than history?

Hello.

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