- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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