- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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