- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

black people

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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