- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's stupid a light bulb.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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