women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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