- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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