Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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