Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Tall asians

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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