- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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