- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Small Penis.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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