What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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i hate non minorities!

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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