Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

So a baby seal walks into a club

I'm Coming

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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