justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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