Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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