- Anti Joke

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man walked into a bar owch

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.