- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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