- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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