- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Good afternoon.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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