- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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