- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

can you touch your toes? no

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

N-E Pats never cheated

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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