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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

woman's lacrosse

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

what's black and can't swim?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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