- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What fires shots? A gun

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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