- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Knock knock. Its open.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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