A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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were at work systems r down

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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