A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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your no better than a cockroach

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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