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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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