"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Shltskc gw? G

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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