why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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