What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Poop...

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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