- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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