- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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