How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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