What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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no.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

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