Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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matt is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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