Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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