- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Jersey Shore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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