What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Penis

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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