What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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