Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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eh

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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