Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Badabing.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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you see theres this guy.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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