- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A storm be brewin!

Well this is pointless.....

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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