- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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