- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your Mom

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Well this is pointless.....

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A storm be brewin!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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