- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Alchohol.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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