- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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