Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is the name of the car? What

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Your sex life.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I am quite mature.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

WOw you have no life

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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