- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

i like it in the mouth

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Christ is a conspiracy

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