Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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