- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.