- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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