- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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