pobody's nerfect

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bite me

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Anti Joke

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