- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

penis

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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