- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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