- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

the redsox

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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