- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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