Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

the sky is green no it is not

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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