- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What is older than history?

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Your face

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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