- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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