Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What? Huh?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's 2+2? Fish

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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