so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A American seeking into mexico

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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