What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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