whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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