- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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