- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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