- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

knock knock who's there ?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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