- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

You're a big fat monkey.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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