- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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