- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

1+1=2

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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