What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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