- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

I love pissing people off :P

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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