- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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